"Exceeds Expectations" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
Red / S
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You killed it at work. Your boss knows it. HR documented it. And now you have the paperwork to prove what you already suspected — you're kind of a big deal. Whether your performance review was legendary or you just like the idea of having a citation needed for your greatness, this shirt speaks your language.This design is styled as an official HR memo — complete with bureaucratic formatting, a Review Officer signature, and the damning disclaimer 'OFFICIAL DOCUMENT – DO NOT DUPLICATE.' The headline? EXCEEDS EXPECTATIONS, stamped in massive type with a cheeky (CITATION NEEDED) underneath. Annual Review Findings include Performance Rating: Exceeds, Initiative: Noted (See Addendum B), and Raise Allocation: (See Guidelines Section 8.C.) — because of course the raise part has zero details. It's corporate absurdity worn proudly.Why customers love it:Nails the exact feeling of being great at your job while the system refuses to fully acknowledge itThe 'Citation Needed' joke lands perfectly for anyone who's ever questioned workplace logicReads like a real HR document at first glance — double-take humor that rewards closer inspectionThe raise allocation line with zero info is painfully, hilariously relatable to anyone who's ever sat through a reviewBold enough to make a statement, specific enough to spark a conversationPerfect for: Office wear Fridays • Coworker gifts • Work anniversary humor • Anyone who's ever survived a performance reviewYour raise is pending approval from Section 8.C. — don't hold your breath.
"Exceeds Expectations" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee
$30.99
Sale price
$30.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
The fabric: Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.