{"product_id":"witch-better-have-my-coffee-white-ceramic-mug","title":"\"Witch Better Have My Coffee\" White Ceramic Mug","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e11oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e15oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.74 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            4.61 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Diameter, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.15 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.43 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Before the first sip, you're basically a hex waiting to happen — and everyone around you knows it. Coffee isn't just a morning ritual, it's a survival requirement, and this design owns that truth with zero apologies. If your pre-caffeine personality comes with a warning label, this one was made for you.\nA smirking green-skinned witch with wild purple hair and a spiked crescent moon hat stares you down like she already knows your order. She's holding a steaming cauldron in one hand and a to-go coffee cup in the other, surrounded by glowing potion bottles, floating coffee beans, crescent moons, and colorful magical flames. Bold lettering spells out \"Witch Better Have My Coffee\" — a playful hex on anyone who dares come between a caffeine lover and their morning brew. The artwork is rich with color, packed with magical detail, and dripping with attitude.\nWhy people love it:\n\n\nMood Accuracy: Perfectly captures that pre-coffee state where basic civility is optional and eye contact is a threat.\n\nArtisan Detail: Potion bottles, coffee beans, crescent moons, and multicolor flames make this design a visual feast worth staring at.\n\nPun Perfection: The \"Witch Better Have My\" format is iconic for a reason — and this one lands exactly as hard as it should.\n\nWitch Aesthetic: Leans fully into dark, magical, Halloween vibes without being costumey — it works 365 days a year.\n\nUniversal Warning: A polite heads-up to coworkers, roommates, and baristas everywhere — approach with coffee or don't approach at all.\n\n\nPerfect for: Halloween season lovers • coffee addicts with a dark sense of humor • witchy personality types • anyone whose coworkers fear them before 9am\nDon't make her ask twice — the cauldron is already on.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":52232610971944,"sku":"15984903594478631235","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":52232611004712,"sku":"16563466138932876454","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/992459264069772934_2048.jpg?v=1786584912","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/witch-better-have-my-coffee-white-ceramic-mug","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}