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Coffee isn't just a morning ritual, it's a survival requirement, and this design owns that truth with zero apologies. If your pre-caffeine personality comes with a warning label, this one was made for you.\nA smirking green-skinned witch with wild purple hair and a spiked crescent moon hat stares you down like she already knows your order. She's holding a steaming cauldron in one hand and a to-go coffee cup in the other, surrounded by glowing potion bottles, floating coffee beans, crescent moons, and colorful magical flames. Bold lettering spells out \"Witch Better Have My Coffee\" — a playful hex on anyone who dares come between a caffeine lover and their morning brew. 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