{"product_id":"weak-on-crime-sticker","title":"\"Weak On Crime\" Sticker","description":"You've watched the circus long enough to know the difference between actually fighting crime and just talking a big game. If the revolving door of justice has you rolling your eyes so hard they nearly fall out, this shirt was made for you.Bold, stark, and impossible to miss — \"Weak On Crime\" is splashed across the chest in massive, heavy-weight typography that hits like a headline. No fluff, no filter, just three words that say everything your patience no longer has time to explain. It's the wearable equivalent of a slow, disappointed head shake at the state of the justice system.Why customers love it:Cuts straight to the point — three words that spark instant recognition and conversationThe oversized, aggressive typography makes the message impossible to ignoreWorks as political commentary, frustration venting, or just pure attitudeSays what the news won't — without needing a single talking head to explain itGuaranteed to start arguments at dinner, which honestly sounds like a great timePerfect for: political rallies • election season • courthouse protests • anyone who reads the news too muchZero softening, zero apologies — just three words doing the heavy lifting the justice system apparently won't.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":52046310408488,"sku":"23188324976269500777","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":52046310441256,"sku":"66639169407793121786","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":52046310474024,"sku":"20082509271226179104","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":52046310506792,"sku":"33618541163904052737","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/8908243488178101095_1200.jpg?v=1782955087","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/weak-on-crime-sticker","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}