{"product_id":"warning-contains-nuts-dad-hat","title":"\"Warning Contains Nuts\" Dad Hat","description":"You've never pretended to be anything other than exactly what you are — and honestly, the world could use a little more of that honesty. Some people are a little wild, a little crunchy, and completely unapologetic about it. This one's for you.\nThe design features a bold retro-style warning label done right: \"WARNING: CONTAINS NUTS\" stacked in chunky vintage lettering across red, teal, and gold. Below the text, a charismatic cartoon peanut character — smirking like it owns the place — lounges in a pile of almonds, cashews, walnuts, and peanuts, surrounded by lush teal leaves. It's equal parts food allergy PSA and personality confession, wrapped in a design that's too charming to ignore.\nWhy people love it:\n\n\nSelf-Aware Swagger: It's the rare design that lets you announce your chaotic energy before you even open your mouth.\n\nRetro Crunch: The distressed vintage typography and warm earth-tone palette give it a timeless, well-worn feel that looks like it belongs in a cool person's collection.\n\nCharacter Work: That smirking peanut isn't just cute — it's got the same energy as someone who's been told they're \"a lot\" and took it as a compliment.\n\nCrowd-Pleaser Irony: Works as a legit nut allergy heads-up AND as a brutally honest personality disclaimer — double duty, zero effort.\n\nGift-Ready Obvious: The moment someone sees this, they immediately think of three specific people in their life. Buy accordingly.\n\n\nPerfect for: the self-proclaimed hot mess • nut allergy humor lovers • gift for your most unhinged friend • anyone who's been called \"too much\" and wore it proudly\nDisclaimer: side effects of displaying this design include unsolicited snack opinions and people pointing at you going, \"yeah, that tracks.\"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe hat:\u003c\/strong\u003e ValuCap VC300A Classic Dad Hat — unstructured low-profile fit with DTF front panel print. One size fits most.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One size","offer_id":67962129711400,"sku":"21865385314348085747","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ One size","offer_id":67962129744168,"sku":"63480289305709595333","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ One size","offer_id":67962129776936,"sku":"18983483119702441302","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ One size","offer_id":67962129809704,"sku":"10549379960199100247","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ One size","offer_id":67962129842472,"sku":"29428795617945754131","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ One size","offer_id":67962129875240,"sku":"21982514512177649010","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive \/ One size","offer_id":67962129908008,"sku":"12533851134077911962","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ One size","offer_id":67962129940776,"sku":"27571200553994180482","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone \/ One size","offer_id":67962129973544,"sku":"57858383705363004954","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/13980749510218887273_2048.jpg?v=1792718974","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/warning-contains-nuts-dad-hat","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}