{"product_id":"urgent-priorities-sticker","title":"\"Urgent Priorities\" Sticker","description":"You've mastered the ancient corporate art of looking incredibly busy while giving absolutely zero thought to anyone's so-called \"urgent\" requests. You didn't climb to Team Lead by caring — you got there by outlasting everyone else's enthusiasm.This design features a gloriously unbothered owl in a pinstripe vest, badge reading \"Team Lead,\" sipping from a mug labeled \"Tears of My Team\" while working at a laptop surrounded by chaos: a filing cabinet marked \"Priorities: None,\" a box of \"Meeting Minutes (read never),\" and a productivity scale set firmly to \"Aggressive Disinterest.\" It's not a shirt — it's a performance review you give yourself.Why customers love it:Perfectly captures the energy of someone who has survived enough corporate nonsense to stop pretendingThe owl's dead-eyed stare says everything your out-of-office message wishes it could\"Tears of My Team\" mug detail rewards anyone who looks close enough to deserve itGarment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 means it feels as effortless as your work ethic appearsMakes an ideal gift that says \"I see you, and I respect your boundaries\" without a single meetingPerfect for: Team leads who lead by example of not caring • Office workers surviving their third reorg • Remote employees who haven't turned their camera on since 2021 • Anyone whose calendar is full and soul is emptyBecause leadership isn't about having all the answers — it's about looking sufficiently exhausted that no one asks you any questions.Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":52086480929064,"sku":"19108699135840470115","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":52086480961832,"sku":"19637396216018059823","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":52086480994600,"sku":"10798230667423101342","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":52086481027368,"sku":"17688548840657596303","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/7973085310686809679_1200.jpg?v=1783790912","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/urgent-priorities-sticker","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}