{"product_id":"unholy-and-unbothered-sticker","title":"\"Unholy and Unbothered\" Sticker","description":"You don't answer to anyone, and you've made peace with that. You're not evil — you're just done pretending to care what the pious crowd thinks. If your spirit animal is a black cat lounging on a cross like it owns the place, this one's for you.\nA glowering black cat with luminous yellow eyes sprawls across a weathered wooden cross, tail curled, expression firmly set to \"don't start.\" The artwork is gritty and gorgeous — part gothic illustration, part dark comedy, all attitude. The message? Unholy and Unbothered. Not a threat, not an apology. Just a statement of fact from someone who stopped seeking approval somewhere around never o'clock.\nWhy people love it:\n\n\nDarkly Beautiful: Rich black illustration with glowing details and aged wood texturing make this a genuinely striking piece of art, not just a joke.\n\nPerfectly Petty: The cat's expression says everything — it's not angry, it's simply unbothered, which is somehow so much more devastating.\n\nSpiritual Chaos: The cross-plus-black-cat combo is a masterclass in irreverent symbolism that walks the line between blasphemy and brilliance.\n\nInstant Relatability: For anyone who has ever been called \"a lot\" or \"too much\" and responded by simply existing harder.\n\nConversation Starter: Put this on display and watch people either laugh immediately or quietly back away — both are acceptable outcomes.\n\n\nPerfect for: witchy vibes lovers • recovering good girls and good boys • gothic cat parents • anyone whose villain era has no end date\nBecause the holiest thing you can do is be exactly who you are — unbothered, unrepentant, and probably a cat person.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":52377145966888,"sku":"17698818325330373785","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":52377145999656,"sku":"29575058760704614837","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":52377146032424,"sku":"11377415890704779640","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":52377146065192,"sku":"11781329352025757589","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/10161992822096044360_1200.jpg?v=1789321203","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/unholy-and-unbothered-sticker","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}