{"product_id":"types-of-shit-black-ceramic-mug","title":"\"Types of Shit\" Black Ceramic Mug","description":"You've been nodding along your whole life, silently cataloging the nonsense — and now it's finally been organized into a proper field guide. This is for the person who calls it like they see it, has zero patience for pretense, and appreciates a well-constructed taxonomy of crap.\nRendered in a rugged, old-west blackletter style that feels like it belongs nailed to the wall of a frontier saloon, this design lays out five essential definitions: Bullshit (blatant lies nobody believes), Chickenshit (cowardly, spineless behavior), Horseshit (utterly ridiculous fabrications), Dogshit (things of catastrophically poor quality), and Batshit (completely unhinged chaos). Each term gets its own bold heading and a sharp, no-nonsense definition. It's equal parts linguistics, philosophy, and the exact thing you wanted to say at your last family dinner.\nWhy people love it:\n\n\nGritty Typography: The distressed blackletter font gives each definition the gravitas of a legal document — which, honestly, it deserves.\n\nPrecise Definitions: These aren't vague insults. They're calibrated, specific, and painfully accurate descriptions of real human behavior.\n\nInstant Recognition: Anyone who reads it will immediately think of at least three people in their life who fit each category.\n\nConversation Starter: Put this on display and watch strangers stop, read every word, and slowly start nodding.\n\nTimeless Attitude: No political party, no expiration date — just a universal truth that will never go out of style as long as people keep acting like people.\n\n\nPerfect for: the brutally honest friend in your group • office gifts for coworkers who've seen it all • anyone who moonlights as a professional eye-roller • people who appreciate vocabulary\nFinally, a glossary worth memorizing.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":67964973416744,"sku":"14384967719423578771","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":67964973449512,"sku":"11565563508018185411","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/14930273539900059906_2048.jpg?v=1792730226","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/types-of-shit-black-ceramic-mug","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}