{"product_id":"the-turkey-made-me-do-it-black-ceramic-mug","title":"\"The Turkey Made Me Do It\" Black Ceramic Mug","description":"You ate an entire Thanksgiving spread, your pants are now decorative, and someone is still talking at you about their fantasy football lineup. Blame the bird. The turkey made you do it — specifically the tryptophan coma it triggered — and you have zero regrets about the nap that is absolutely happening right now.\nThis design features a plump, blissfully snoozing turkey stretched out in a hammock between two trees, wearing a cozy sleeping cap and dreaming of cranberries. The bold text reads \"The Turkey Made Me Do It\" followed by the perfect clarification: \"(And by 'it,' I mean nap through this conversation)\" — because honesty is the best policy, especially when you're barely conscious after round two of stuffing.\nWhy people love it:\n\n\nRelatable Chaos: Captures the exact energy of every post-Thanksgiving dinner table situation where consciousness becomes optional.\n\nCranberry Dreams: That little thought bubble of cranberries on a sleeping turkey is a tiny, perfect detail that rewards people who actually look closely.\n\nZero Apology Vibes: This isn't a guilty admission — it's a declaration. The turkey is the defendant. You are the victim.\n\nHammock Goals: A turkey in a hammock is the spirit animal for anyone who treats Thanksgiving as a competitive napping sport.\n\nSeasonal Boldness: Funny year-round but absolutely devastating from October through January when food comas are a lifestyle, not a lapse in judgment.\n\n\nPerfect for: Thanksgiving dinner hosts who crash first • Nap enthusiasts who need a legal defense • Holiday gatherings where honesty is appreciated • Anyone whose family expects conversation after a meal\nDisclaimer: The turkey has retained legal counsel and refuses all further questions at this time.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":67986199150888,"sku":"15283990846894945482","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":67986199183656,"sku":"20703988698500889996","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/4689050831693503759_2048.jpg?v=1792868387","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/the-turkey-made-me-do-it-black-ceramic-mug","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}