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One cup of coffee to start, maybe a couple of drinks to be social, a reasonable plate of food, and then — boom — you're face-down on the couch questioning every life choice you've ever made. Sound familiar? This design was made for you.\nThe artwork lays it all out in brutal, beautiful sequence: a steaming coffee cup kicks things off with innocent optimism, a pair of clinking cocktail glasses take things sideways fast, a gloriously roasted turkey seals the deal, and a poor soul clutching his head in existential agony wraps up the whole spiral — connected by arrows that make the chaos look almost scientific. 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