{"product_id":"stitch-dad-hat","title":"\"Stitch\" Dad Hat","description":"You patch things together, push back against the polished, and you've never met a rule you didn't immediately question. You don't just walk into a room — you unravel it at the seams. This one's for the DIY disruptors, the stitched-together survivors, the ones who make something fierce out of something broken.\nMeet Stitch — a patchwork punk voodoo doll who did NOT come to play nice. Sewn from scraps of denim, burlap, corduroy, and chaos, this defiant little troublemaker rocks a full red mohawk, mismatched button eyes, and a utility belt loaded with thread spools and needles like he's gearing up for war — just with arts and crafts. The anarchist \"A\" stitched into his cheek, the grinning punk-skull patch on his chest, and the beat-up lace-up boots all scream one unified message: I was broken, I rebuilt myself, and now I'm dangerous. This design is equal parts creepy-cute and unfiltered attitude — a love letter to everyone who's ever been held together by sheer stubbornness and a little thread.\nWhy people love it:\n\n\nPatchwork Punk: Every scrap of fabric on this character tells a story of survival, rebellion, and self-made identity.\n\nEerie Charm: Button eyes and crooked stitches hit that perfect sweet spot between adorable and unsettling — and you wouldn't have it any other way.\n\nArtisan Detail: A utility belt stocked with actual thread spools and needles makes this the most surprisingly specific punk you've ever seen.\n\nBig Attitude Energy: The chest patch says it all — grinning, red-haired, and completely unbothered by your opinion of him.\n\nUniversal Rebel: Voodoo doll aesthetic meets DIY punk culture in a design that speaks to crafters, misfits, artists, and anyone who ever rebuilt themselves from scratch.\n\n\nPerfect for: punk and alternative culture fans • horror and dark art collectors • DIY crafters with an edge • gift for the friend who's been through it and came out swinging\nBecause some of us weren't made perfectly — we were made on purpose, one stubborn stitch at a time.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe hat:\u003c\/strong\u003e ValuCap VC300A Classic Dad Hat — unstructured low-profile fit with DTF front panel print. One size fits most.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One size","offer_id":52257523859752,"sku":"51202975927566362970","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ One size","offer_id":52257523892520,"sku":"32902422688438601199","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ One size","offer_id":52257523925288,"sku":"87336185588897672583","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ One size","offer_id":52257523958056,"sku":"16758049825033206498","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ One size","offer_id":52257523990824,"sku":"65949645411364277977","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ One size","offer_id":52257524023592,"sku":"14374463172660713834","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive \/ One size","offer_id":52257524056360,"sku":"12240770477720099166","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ One size","offer_id":52257524089128,"sku":"20561960183674159685","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone \/ One size","offer_id":52257524121896,"sku":"19112245885572719865","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/970399178825897264_2048.jpg?v=1786996728","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/stitch-dad-hat","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}