{"product_id":"spiked-eggnog-sticker","title":"\"Spiked Eggnog\" Sticker","description":"Look, nobody actually shows up to the holiday party for the awkward small talk and your uncle's opinions. You're there for one thing and one thing only — and you're not afraid to admit it. This design was made for the person who keeps it real when everyone else is pretending.\nA beautifully illustrated mug overflows with creamy eggnog, a swirl of whipped cream, and a cinnamon stick leaning in like it owns the place. The word Spiked is written in bold, elegant script across the cup — because even your beverage has standards. Surrounded by holly, berries, and festive sparkles, this design pairs seasonal charm with zero apologies. The headline says it all: I'm Only Here For The Spiked Eggnog. Honest. Iconic. Absolutely correct.\nWhy people love it:\n\n\nHoliday Honesty: This message cuts through the seasonal fluff and says what everyone in the room is actually thinking.\n\nArtisan Detail: The illustrated mug is rich with whipped cream, cinnamon stick, golden trim, and holly — it's genuinely gorgeous design work wrapped in a joke.\n\nUnapologetic Energy: No passive aggression, no subtext — just a clean, confident declaration of priorities that hits every time.\n\nSeasonal \u0026amp; Specific: Unlike generic Christmas humor, this one targets a very particular joy: the boozy, creamy, spiced perfection of spiked eggnog season.\n\nUniversal Relatability: Whether you're an introvert surviving family gatherings or just an eggnog evangelist, this design finds its people instantly.\n\n\nPerfect for: Holiday parties • Christmas gift exchanges • Ugly sweater events • Anyone who survives the holidays one spiked cup at a time\nBecause life is too short for plain eggnog and too long for bad holiday small talk — spike both.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":67977285468456,"sku":"33779834091845038397","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67977285501224,"sku":"32890409914464270648","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67977285533992,"sku":"29288173062731741927","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":67977285566760,"sku":"21475660568367685103","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/12434199905105685165_1200.jpg?v=1792767811","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/spiked-eggnog-sticker","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}