{"product_id":"santas-favorite-screw-up-sticker","title":"\"Santa's Favorite Screw Up\" Sticker","description":"You've never quite colored inside the lines, and honestly? Santa respects the hustle. This one's for the lovable chaos agents, the well-meaning disasters, the people whose relatives whisper about them at holiday dinners — and who wouldn't have it any other way.\nA cracked and glittering Christmas ornament — wrapped in strips of silver duct tape like it's been held together by sheer audacity — declares in bold hand-lettered style: Santa's Favorite Screw Up (But He Loves Me Anyway) . The ornament bursts with festive red, green, and gold detail, surrounded by holly and holiday sparkle, giving the whole thing a chaotic-but-gorgeous energy that perfectly mirrors the person it was made for. It's equal parts holiday cheer and personal confession, delivered with zero shame.\nWhy people love it:\n\n\nDuct Tape Perfection: The silver tape holding that busted ornament together is the most relatable holiday metaphor of all time — beautiful, broken, and somehow still hanging on.\n\nGritty Glam: Rich jewel-tone holiday colors and glittering gold give this design serious visual punch — it's festive chaos done with style.\n\nZero Apology Energy: This isn't self-pity, it's a victory lap — owning your screw-up status while knowing you're still somebody's favorite.\n\nUniversal Truth: Whether it's you, your sibling, or that one cousin everyone talks about, this message hits for basically every family on the planet.\n\nHoliday Soul: It captures the real spirit of the season — love that shows up even when (especially when) you've earned the naughty list.\n\n\nPerfect for: the family black sheep at Christmas dinner • holiday gift gag exchanges • anyone who's been on the naughty list since birth • the person who breaks at least one ornament every year\nBecause Santa's seen your search history and he still showed up — that's unconditional love, baby.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":67978482614568,"sku":"24384676698945677316","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67978482647336,"sku":"11672918985657734389","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67978482680104,"sku":"10252515569538282534","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":67978482712872,"sku":"33498143960823425601","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/7306007548551550281_1200.jpg?v=1792780153","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/santas-favorite-screw-up-sticker","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}