{"product_id":"santas-easy-job-dads-assembly-hell-11oz-mug","title":"Santa's Easy Job - Dad's Assembly Hell | 11oz Mug","description":"Let’s set the record straight on the true logistics of Christmas morning: the magical guy in the velvet suit has it completely easy. He drops the box and takes off, while Dad is left awake until 3:00 AM battling a microscopic Allen wrench and instruction manuals written in three different languages. The “Santa's Easy Job - Dad's Assembly Hell” tee tells the real holiday battle story. Wear the tactical truth.\n\nWhy customers love it:\n* Ultimate relatable dad-humor tracking real Christmas Eve logistics\n* High-visibility holiday typography that stands out around the tree\n* Relaxed premium cotton cut engineered for manual toy-assembly labor\n* The single greatest early holiday or Christmas morning gift for fathers everywhere\n\nPerfect for: Christmas Eve build marathons • Fatherly holiday survival • Sarcastic Christmas styling • Relatable parent comedy\n\nBecause Santa gets the cookies — but Dad deserves a structural engineering license.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":51821679083816,"sku":"30221688222079962959","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/6560098724589145905_2048.jpg?v=1779640783","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/santas-easy-job-dads-assembly-hell-11oz-mug","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}