{"product_id":"repent-and-thin-no-more-sticker","title":"\"Repent and Thin No More\" Sticker","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2\" × 2\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e3\" × 3\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e4\" × 4\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e6\" × 6\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            2.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            4.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            6.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            2.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            4.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            6.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003eYou tried the salad. You downloaded the app. You even bought the journal. And somehow, someway, you still ended up elbow-deep in a glazed donut with a slice of chocolate cake in the other hand — and honestly? You've never felt more at peace. This is not a failure. This is enlightenment. The design features a blissfully serene, halo-wearing woman in full spiritual surrender, biting into an enormous, sprinkled donut while casually holding a slice of chocolate cake. Pizza floats nearby. A chocolate donut orbits her head like a sugary planet. A salad bowl sits untouched in the corner — a monument to good intentions. Her shirt reads Diet Dropout, and the bold text above declares: REPENT AND THIN NO MORE. It's a gospel of self-acceptance, deep-fried and delivered with a halo. The message is clear: the diet is dead, the saint has spoken, and dessert is the religion now. Why people love it: It perfectly captures the sacred moment you officially quit every diet you've ever started The halo-and-donut combo is pure comedy gold — holy and indulgent in equal measure \"Repent and Thin No More\" is a punchline AND a life philosophy wrapped in one The art is rich, detailed, and immediately relatable to anyone who has ever rage-eaten past a cheat day It's bold enough to start conversations and honest enough to make people snort-laugh Perfect for: fellow diet dropouts and proud foodies • gift for the friend who quits Whole30 every February • office potluck energy • anyone who treats dessert as a spiritual practice Thou shalt not count calories — amen.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":52145715708200,"sku":"18079852076114747069","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":52145715740968,"sku":"13477791930723267086","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":52145715773736,"sku":"86114628792594922230","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":52145715806504,"sku":"71575720826000149962","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/17979310669812919619_1200.jpg?v=1784774893","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/repent-and-thin-no-more-sticker","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}