{"product_id":"religion-100-bullshit-unisex-garment-dyed-tee","title":"\"Religion 100% Bullshit\" Unisex Garment-Dyed Tee","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 18.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 22.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 24.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 26.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 26.62 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.37 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.62 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 32.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Sleeve length from center back, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 16.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 17.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 19.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 21.75 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 23.25 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 24.63 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Size tolerance, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n \u003cp\u003eYou've always suspected it, and now you can wear the truth on your chest. Whether it's a centuries-old institution or a weekend wellness retreat with a charismatic leader, the math doesn't lie — and neither does this shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBold vintage-style lettering lays it all out in black and gold: \u003cem\u003eFounder is Dead = Religion. Founder is Alive = Cult.\u003c\/em\u003e And the verdict on both? A massive, unapologetic \u003cstrong\u003e100% Bullshit\u003c\/strong\u003e — complete with a red bull icon driving the point home. It's the kind of philosophical statement that fits on a shirt and lives rent-free in the heads of everyone who reads it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy customers love it:\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDelivers a brutal logical takedown of organized belief systems in two clean lines\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVintage carnival-style typography makes the message hit even harder with old-school swagger\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe bull graphic isn't subtle — and that's exactly the point\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSparks conversations, arguments, and unfollows — sometimes all at once\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWearable philosophy for people who skipped church and never looked back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e skeptics and freethinkers • philosophy nerds with no filter • atheist and agnostic gift ideas • anyone who's escaped a high-control group\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause nothing says enlightenment like calling it what it is.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe fabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel that gets better with every wash. Relaxed unisex fit. Available in sizes S–4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":52081413095720,"sku":"25737959092312992892","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":52081413128488,"sku":"65616512572208964856","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":52081413161256,"sku":"91410085362186864368","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lagoon Blue \/ S","offer_id":52081413194024,"sku":"10740071383501275336","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ S","offer_id":52081413226792,"sku":"15347168647238817593","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ S","offer_id":52081413259560,"sku":"23036544472610390335","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ S","offer_id":52081413292328,"sku":"10689044828427494444","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ S","offer_id":52081413325096,"sku":"10483557056221154369","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ S","offer_id":52081413357864,"sku":"25931499654569262746","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":52081413390632,"sku":"15238064845767028990","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ S","offer_id":52081413423400,"sku":"18290027427832936075","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ S","offer_id":52081413456168,"sku":"27199157533839828440","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Terracotta \/ S","offer_id":52081413488936,"sku":"28015233471575765464","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":52081413521704,"sku":"19875640083154351980","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":52081413554472,"sku":"12594209605177598481","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":52081413587240,"sku":"26254694419748627460","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lagoon Blue \/ M","offer_id":52081413620008,"sku":"16460322346714064760","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ M","offer_id":52081413652776,"sku":"27390056709994152185","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ M","offer_id":52081413685544,"sku":"23721457053743305668","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ M","offer_id":52081413718312,"sku":"16707378692510731468","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ M","offer_id":52081413751080,"sku":"31171350772946641870","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ M","offer_id":52081413783848,"sku":"23128019963290182779","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":52081413816616,"sku":"11850102497825822272","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ M","offer_id":52081413849384,"sku":"30960615096939860343","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ M","offer_id":52081413882152,"sku":"23668970974527787353","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Terracotta \/ M","offer_id":52081413914920,"sku":"33731881119790152362","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":52081413947688,"sku":"99664912124251808766","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":52081413980456,"sku":"10448557442806076964","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":52081414013224,"sku":"77150274361512763308","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lagoon Blue \/ L","offer_id":52081414045992,"sku":"68801355398403866932","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":52081414078760,"sku":"29407153976671368024","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ L","offer_id":52081414111528,"sku":"87592273535716420650","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ L","offer_id":52081414144296,"sku":"91147555353784284229","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ L","offer_id":52081414177064,"sku":"22037991448608375143","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ L","offer_id":52081414209832,"sku":"33467847636628819890","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":52081414242600,"sku":"24552477514002743838","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ L","offer_id":52081414275368,"sku":"30353402516084545973","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ L","offer_id":52081414308136,"sku":"11402974209315933880","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Terracotta \/ L","offer_id":52081414340904,"sku":"29244499463503196242","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":52081414373672,"sku":"28048909411956094113","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":52081414406440,"sku":"12017877007619842957","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":52081414439208,"sku":"29067188015271163166","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lagoon Blue \/ XL","offer_id":52081414471976,"sku":"15857219701896185213","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":52081414504744,"sku":"33300949220563190113","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ XL","offer_id":52081414537512,"sku":"25594632203174374094","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ XL","offer_id":52081414570280,"sku":"31939909484622899072","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ XL","offer_id":52081414603048,"sku":"28025286350304677749","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ XL","offer_id":52081414635816,"sku":"24730284258025735015","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":52081414668584,"sku":"15444718608571751096","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ XL","offer_id":52081414701352,"sku":"21357751915397532575","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ XL","offer_id":52081414734120,"sku":"87614969251725834428","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Terracotta \/ XL","offer_id":52081414766888,"sku":"51019954094962340230","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":52081414799656,"sku":"13763534382167936574","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":52081414832424,"sku":"29168502841313012630","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":52081414865192,"sku":"23764902447060714316","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Reef \/ 2XL","offer_id":52081414897960,"sku":"31057722911110917659","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":52081414930728,"sku":"22662912539046566848","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 2XL","offer_id":52081414963496,"sku":"20388635070540252134","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ 2XL","offer_id":52081414996264,"sku":"19263646796740439238","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ 2XL","offer_id":52081415029032,"sku":"14333979186807443954","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 2XL","offer_id":52081415061800,"sku":"28955086480706183536","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":52081415094568,"sku":"34002042176376419202","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ 2XL","offer_id":52081415127336,"sku":"17866445964888123217","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ 2XL","offer_id":52081415160104,"sku":"16240475696954920929","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Terracotta \/ 2XL","offer_id":52081415192872,"sku":"64029048201185869850","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 3XL","offer_id":52081415225640,"sku":"29134476920266542828","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 3XL","offer_id":52081415258408,"sku":"32709156987627582434","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ 3XL","offer_id":52081415291176,"sku":"14456470389003752528","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ 3XL","offer_id":52081415323944,"sku":"43677322153416827947","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 3XL","offer_id":52081415356712,"sku":"23997965174976310148","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Reef \/ 3XL","offer_id":52081415389480,"sku":"29632370917419676534","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":52081415422248,"sku":"16540204643206308687","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ 3XL","offer_id":52081415455016,"sku":"17295211246306018689","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ 3XL","offer_id":52081415487784,"sku":"20577342355710083967","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":52081415520552,"sku":"56364874717700616629","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":52081415553320,"sku":"32697227465113817839","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Terracotta \/ 3XL","offer_id":52081415586088,"sku":"65972976820702390276","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":52081415618856,"sku":"54207530944408808786","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 4XL","offer_id":52081415651624,"sku":"18469042451472659266","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Chambray \/ 4XL","offer_id":52081415684392,"sku":"15639357949183688558","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson \/ 4XL","offer_id":52081415717160,"sku":"67037039522939067824","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ 4XL","offer_id":52081415749928,"sku":"22246628697929728697","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Graphite \/ 4XL","offer_id":52081415782696,"sku":"15161395040047382197","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Island Reef \/ 4XL","offer_id":52081415815464,"sku":"24967930662862869596","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 4XL","offer_id":52081415848232,"sku":"21084055546675654514","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ 4XL","offer_id":52081415881000,"sku":"26981699858774493913","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ 4XL","offer_id":52081415913768,"sku":"16230417330536708607","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":52081415946536,"sku":"26584880811783043171","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":52081415979304,"sku":"17934333763189250904","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Terracotta \/ 4XL","offer_id":52081416012072,"sku":"87617390080678065417","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":52081416044840,"sku":"14475336184647017941","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/174500322285744959_2048.jpg?v=1783657925","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/religion-100-bullshit-unisex-garment-dyed-tee","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}