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If your leadership style could be summarized as \"somehow made it worse,\" this shirt was designed in your honor.This design features a grumpy, battle-worn badger in a tattered suit and Project Lead lanyard, slumped over a cracked MacBook and surrounded by chaos: overflowing file cabinets, stacks of unread documents, and cardboard boxes labeled \"Tears of My Subordinates\" — two of them, because one was never going to be enough. Signs declare \"Deadlines: Until the Sun Dies,\" \"Priorities: None,\" \"Critical Path: Annihilated,\" and \"Project Competence: Legendary in Their Own Mind.\" The tagline hits hard: Project Leadership Effort: Achieving Absolute Operational Disaster. 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