{"product_id":"project-leader-sticker","title":"\"Project Leader\" Sticker","description":"You didn't just miss the mark — you obliterated it, collected the rubble, and stored it in a box labeled Tears of My Subordinates. If your leadership style could be summarized as \"somehow made it worse,\" this shirt was designed in your honor.This design features a grumpy, battle-worn badger in a tattered suit and Project Lead lanyard, slumped over a cracked MacBook and surrounded by chaos: overflowing file cabinets, stacks of unread documents, and cardboard boxes labeled \"Tears of My Subordinates\" — two of them, because one was never going to be enough. Signs declare \"Deadlines: Until the Sun Dies,\" \"Priorities: None,\" \"Critical Path: Annihilated,\" and \"Project Competence: Legendary in Their Own Mind.\" The tagline hits hard: Project Leadership Effort: Achieving Absolute Operational Disaster. It's the shirt that says you've attended every meeting, contributed nothing, and somehow got promoted anyway.Why customers love it:Perfectly captures the energy of every project lead who's ever confidently driven a team off a cliffThe badger in a suit is uncomfortably relatable to anyone who's survived corporate project managementMakes an instant connection with coworkers who know exactly who this shirt is aboutWearable workplace trauma — finally, a coping mechanism that fits in a drawerBold enough to wear to a team retrospective without a single trace of ironyPerfect for: Office gift exchanges • Project manager survival parties • Work happy hours • Anyone who's ever sent a \"per my last email\" replyBecause nothing says \"lessons learned\" like wearing your failures on a garment-dyed cotton tee.Available in sizes S–4XL. See size chart image for detailed measurements.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":52086497804584,"sku":"21250829649609139519","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":52086497837352,"sku":"18733019265081189940","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":52086497870120,"sku":"11881153678769035108","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":52086497902888,"sku":"17932508021016642136","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/13258011555756976035_1200.jpg?v=1783792088","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/project-leader-sticker","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}