{"product_id":"professional-stick-shifter-dad-hat","title":"\"Professional Stick Shifter\" Dad Hat","description":"You don't just drive — you conduct . While the automatons of the road tap their brakes and wonder what that third pedal is for, you're out here rowing gears like it's an art form. This one's for the purists, the heel-toe warriors, the people who think a real connection to the road means actually being connected to the road.\nThe design blazes with full retrowave energy: a chrome-and-purple gear shifter crowned with a dazzling holographic disco ball knob — because why settle for a boring shift knob when yours can refract light like a prism at Studio 54? Neon cyan and hot pink script declares Professional Stick Shifter across a dark background, framed in glowing geometric lines that scream 1980s cool meets 21st-century attitude. It's part driver's badge of honor, part double entendre, and one hundred percent unapologetic.\nWhy people love it:\n\n\nRetrowave Swagger: That neon-drenched aesthetic hits hard — it's the kind of design that turns heads before anyone even reads the words.\n\nBuilt-In Innuendo: Plausible deniability is half the fun. Let the automatons figure it out.\n\nManual Pride: A direct salute to everyone who refused to let the manual transmission die quietly.\n\nDisco Ball Energy: A holographic jewel-cut shift knob is objectively the most chaotic and correct design choice ever made.\n\nConversation Starter: Whether someone gets the car joke or the other joke, you win either way.\n\n\nPerfect for: manual transmission enthusiasts • car show culture • gear heads with a sense of humor • anyone who's ever explained what a clutch is at a party\nAutomatic? Never heard of her.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe hat:\u003c\/strong\u003e ValuCap VC300A Classic Dad Hat — unstructured low-profile fit with DTF front panel print. One size fits most.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One size","offer_id":67982853472552,"sku":"47707958416610530719","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ One size","offer_id":67982853505320,"sku":"86404714317494265002","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ One size","offer_id":67982853538088,"sku":"30748026569763725769","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ One size","offer_id":67982853570856,"sku":"28330878162076253660","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ One size","offer_id":67982853603624,"sku":"16443879353099894483","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ One size","offer_id":67982853636392,"sku":"25000906200180180075","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive \/ One size","offer_id":67982853669160,"sku":"32945658011973890176","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ One size","offer_id":67982853701928,"sku":"66680097692174107802","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone \/ One size","offer_id":67982853734696,"sku":"76705095046432526533","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/3933134652192637468_2048.jpg?v=1792822296","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/professional-stick-shifter-dad-hat","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}