{"product_id":"next-stop-food-coma-black-ceramic-mug","title":"\"Next Stop Food Coma\" Black Ceramic Mug","description":"You know the plan going in: just one plate. Maybe two. Next thing you know you're horizontal on the couch, pants unbuttoned, questioning every decision that led to this beautiful moment. This design gets it — and it's not judging you one bit.\nA cheerful cartoon steam locomotive — shaped like a gravy boat, naturally — barrels down the tracks with a roasted turkey loaded in the coal car and a magnificent cloud of gravy-brown steam billowing overhead. The track bed? Mashed potatoes, obviously. Curved text arcing above reads \"All Aboard the Gravy Train\" and below, in bold no-nonsense lettering: \"Next Stop: Food Coma.\" It's equal parts Thanksgiving battle cry and honest confession — a monument to the one meal a year where going completely overboard is not just acceptable, it's tradition.\nWhy people love it:\n\n\nGravy Boat Engine: The locomotive IS a gravy boat — a genius visual pun that rewards anyone who looks twice.\n\nMashed Potato Tracks: Even the ground this train rides on is Thanksgiving food, and that level of commitment deserves respect.\n\nUniversal Truth: Nobody escapes the food coma. This design just has the guts to put it on display.\n\nHoliday Honesty: While everyone else pretends they showed restraint, this makes a statement that celebrates the full send.\n\nCartoon Charm: The smiling engine face keeps it fun and festive — bold enough to make a statement, cute enough for the whole family to appreciate.\n\n\nPerfect for: Thanksgiving dinner hosts • holiday gift exchanges • anyone who takes eating seriously • the self-aware overeater in every family\nLife is short, gravy is thick, and the train waits for no one — all aboard.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":67920836034856,"sku":"91696131139892829972","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":67920836067624,"sku":"50987154589372494543","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/9424904050515228244_2048.jpg?v=1792261388","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/next-stop-food-coma-black-ceramic-mug","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}