{"product_id":"my-gas-diet-plan-dad-hat-attitudeshirts","title":"My Gas Diet Plan | Dad Hat — AttitudeShirts","description":"When global fuel prices climb so high that filling up your standard commuter sedan requires a secondary mortgage or choosing between premium unleaded and a balanced breakfast, welcome to the future. The “My Gas Diet Plan” tee perfectly weaponizes the economic pain of watching your weekly paycheck vanish inside a fuel pump vault. Wear your financial devastation with peak macroeconomic dark humor.\n\nWhy customers love it:\n* Top-tier economic satire that unites every single commuter on the road\n* Laugh-out-loud commentary on modern inflation and cost-of-living metrics\n* Soft, premium weave designed to feel luxury-grade even when your wallet is flat\n* The funniest gift you could possibly hand to an overworked daily commuter\n\nPerfect for: Commuter therapy • Inflation survival humor • Political satire • Sarcastic everyday streetwear\n\nBecause if you can't afford to drive your car, you might as well laugh on the sidewalk.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One size","offer_id":51822790934824,"sku":"19698549860433966567","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ One size","offer_id":51822790967592,"sku":"31148704429315409690","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/15540228470851763712_2048.jpg?v=1779568567","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/my-gas-diet-plan-dad-hat-attitudeshirts","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}