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Greenland. Canada. Ireland. Countries that weren't exactly on the ballot. If you've been watching the geopolitical improv show and thinking someone should put this on a poster — someone did. This design is for the observers, the skeptics, and the people who laugh so they don't cry.\nA vintage globe dominates the artwork, plastered with bold red X marks over territories that have been the subject of some very confident, very unofficial real estate talk. Arrows swirl dramatically outward from a highlighted Greenland, while a suited figure holds an auctioneer's gavel with the quiet confidence of a man who has absolutely no legal authority over any of this. The text at the bottom names the specifics: Ireland United? Greenland Purchase? Canada 51st State? 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