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You show up with an axe and a look that says the conversation is already over. This one's for the no-nonsense crowd who chops through the BS and still has a sense of humor about it. \n The design features a grumpy, lumberjack-dressed rooster standing on a split log, axe resting over one shoulder like he owns every forest within a hundred miles. His plaid vest, scowling expression, and teal tail feathers say he means business — and the tagline \"Just Looking For A Little Peck\" delivers the punchline with a straight face. It's deadpan, it's bold, and it's the kind of humor that hits harder because the rooster never once cracks a smile. \n Why people love it: \n\n\n Deadpan Delivery: The rooster's stone-cold glare makes the joke land even harder — no winking, no apology, just pure commitment to the bit. \n\n Sharp Artisan Detail: The rich woodgrain log, layered feather textures, and plaid vest are drawn with the kind of care that makes people do a double-take. \n\n Double Meaning Energy: Clean enough to display anywhere, clever enough that the right people will lose it laughing when they catch it. \n\n Instant Personality: One look at this rooster and everyone in the room knows exactly what kind of person put it on display. \n\n Gift Gold: Perfect for the person who is equal parts handy, hilarious, and slightly terrifying before their morning coffee. \n\n\n Perfect for: Chicken keepers and backyard farmers • Woodworkers and lumberjacks • People who weaponize dry humor • Anyone whose patience ran out in 2019 \n Because sometimes all a rooster wants is a little peck — and he brought an axe just in case you needed convincing. \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe fabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e Gildan 5200 heavy cotton tank top — classic sleeveless fit for warm weather. 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