{"product_id":"looking-for-a-little-peck-sticker-main","title":"\"Looking For A Little Peck\" Sticker — Main","description":" You don't ask nicely. You show up with an axe and a look that says the conversation is already over. This one's for the no-nonsense crowd who chops through the BS and still has a sense of humor about it. \n The design features a grumpy, lumberjack-dressed rooster standing on a split log, axe resting over one shoulder like he owns every forest within a hundred miles. His plaid vest, scowling expression, and teal tail feathers say he means business — and the tagline \"Just Looking For A Little Peck\" delivers the punchline with a straight face. It's deadpan, it's bold, and it's the kind of humor that hits harder because the rooster never once cracks a smile. \n Why people love it: \n\n\n Deadpan Delivery:  The rooster's stone-cold glare makes the joke land even harder — no winking, no apology, just pure commitment to the bit. \n\n Sharp Artisan Detail:  The rich woodgrain log, layered feather textures, and plaid vest are drawn with the kind of care that makes people do a double-take. \n\n Double Meaning Energy:  Clean enough to display anywhere, clever enough that the right people will lose it laughing when they catch it. \n\n Instant Personality:  One look at this rooster and everyone in the room knows exactly what kind of person put it on display. \n\n Gift Gold:  Perfect for the person who is equal parts handy, hilarious, and slightly terrifying before their morning coffee. \n\n\n Perfect for:  Chicken keepers and backyard farmers • Woodworkers and lumberjacks • People who weaponize dry humor • Anyone whose patience ran out in 2019 \n Because sometimes all a rooster wants is a little peck — and he brought an axe just in case you needed convincing. ","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":67932233793832,"sku":"20619210873579245362","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67932233826600,"sku":"74114951632190216553","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67932233859368,"sku":"21940236913462703683","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":67932233892136,"sku":"68092802085656356458","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/9316472252269973205_1200.jpg?v=1792375615","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/looking-for-a-little-peck-sticker-main","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}