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holding the clipboard — and the best attitude. Whether you're the one zoning out zoning laws or just deeply appreciate the chaos of bureaucracy done with swagger, this design was made for you.\nMeet Jimothy: a round, no-nonsense raccoon rocking a hard hat and a bold blue \"City Planner\" sash, stationed behind a podium and holding a clipboard like he owns every square inch of this town — because he probably does. Equal parts authoritative and absurd, this design captures the beautiful contradiction of taking your job extremely seriously while being, at your core, a trash panda. It's a love letter to the overworked, underloved, and perpetually underestimated professionals who keep civilization from collapsing — one permit at a time.\nWhy people love it:\n\n\nChaotic Authority: A raccoon at a podium with a clipboard hits different when you've attended your third zoning board meeting this month.\n\nInstant Recognition: Urban planners, city employees, and government workers will spot this and feel personally seen.\n\nPitch-Perfect Humor: Witty without being mean — it celebrates the absurdity of civic life rather than mocking it.\n\nClean Bold Art: The illustration is crisp, detailed, and built to pop — Jimothy commands attention at any size.\n\nGift-Ready Personality: Specific enough to feel thoughtful, weird enough to be genuinely funny.\n\n\nPerfect for: city planners and urban development professionals • government and municipal workers • fans of chaotic-but-competent energy • anyone who's ever filed a variance request in their soul\nJimothy doesn't ask for permission — he approves it.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe fabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e Gildan 5000 heavyweight cotton — durable and comfortable for everyday wear. 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