{"product_id":"instructions-unclear-white-ceramic-mug-graphic","title":"\"Instructions Unclear\" White Ceramic Mug — Graphic","description":"You picked up the manual on being human, skimmed the table of contents, and now you're just winging it with a slightly confused expression and a desperate need for caffeine. Congratulations — you are exactly the target audience for this shirt. We see you out there, functioning at roughly 60% capacity and making it look almost intentional.This design lays it all out in three brutally relatable steps: Step 1, hold the human mask you're supposed to wear in public. Step 2, attempt to put it on correctly (spoiler: the arrows suggest it goes everywhere at once). Step 3, give up and stare into the void with a question mark hovering over your head. Bold text below delivers the verdict: HUMANING: INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR. SEND COFFEE. It's equal parts existential crisis and morning routine — and somehow that's the most honest thing anyone has said all week.Why customers love it:Captures the exact feeling of adulting when nobody actually explained the rulesThe three-step diagram format is instantly funny because everyone recognizes the failure sequence\"Send coffee\" is a universal SOS that needs zero explanationDry, deadpan humor that's clever without trying too hard — the best kindStarts conversations with the only people worth talking to: other confused humans who also need coffeePerfect for: Monday mornings • office coffee runs • gift for the friend who's barely holding it together • anyone who adulted today and deserves a medalResults may vary. Instructions remain unclear. Coffee is non-negotiable.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":52855700848936,"sku":"12397108781034078478","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":52855700881704,"sku":"22875898828793660289","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/5146396062223643705_2048.jpg?v=1790203399","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/instructions-unclear-white-ceramic-mug-graphic","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}