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You leave a cautionary tale — and honestly? You're fine with that. If your life choices have ever made someone else reconsider their own, congratulations: you've done your part for humanity.Bold white distressed block lettering dominates the top half against a stark black background: \"I'M NOT AN EXAMPLE. I'M A\" — then the word WARNING hits hard in scorched, battle-worn black type stamped inside a cracked white warning label, complete with burn holes that look like someone already learned the hard way. The whole design screams experience, survival, and zero regrets. This isn't a cautionary tale someone told you. You lived it.Why customers love it:The two-tone design flip — white on black then black on white — creates a visual punch that makes the punchline land even harderThe distressed, burned warning label treatment gives it authentic edge without trying too hardIt's a self-aware mic drop for anyone who's made memorable mistakes and owns every single oneConversation starter guaranteed — people will read it twice and then look at you differentlyHumor that's dark enough to be interesting but universal enough to get a laugh from almost anyonePerfect for: Night out with friends • Gift for the chaos agent in your life • Anyone who's been called a \"bad influence\" more than once • The person whose stories always start with \"so this one time...\"Wear it as a public service announcement. You're basically a hero.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe fabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e Comfort Colors 1567 garment-dyed hoodie — 80\/20 cotton-polyester blend, enzyme-washed for a soft broken-in feel from day one. Features a full back graphic print. 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