{"product_id":"im-a-good-boy-sticker","title":"\"I'm A Good Boy\" Sticker","description":"You sit. You stay. You come when called. Honestly, you're killing it — way better behaved than most people you know. This one's for everyone who follows the rules just well enough to seem innocent... but that smirk says otherwise.\nA cartoon dog with a retro color palette — teal, rust, golden tan, and cream — sits upright in perfect \"good boy\" form, collar on, tail up, wearing the most suspiciously smug grin you've ever seen on a four-legged creature. Below it, the commands every obedient pup knows: I sit. I stay. I cum. The joke lands exactly where it's supposed to. The dog knew what it was doing the whole time.\nWhy people love it:\n\n\nThe Setup: Starts completely innocent — a well-trained dog, a classic command list — then the punchline hits like a screen door in a hurricane.\n\nSmug Cartoon Energy: That sideways grin isn't accidental. This dog knows exactly what it said and has zero regrets.\n\nRetro Illustration Style: Vintage-toned artwork with a sticker-style outline gives this design serious personality beyond just the joke.\n\nDouble Take Guaranteed: People read the first two lines nodding along — then the third line makes them do a full stop and re-read it.\n\nUnapologetic Wit: Bold, a little crude, completely confident — exactly the energy for someone who doesn't shy away from a well-timed adult joke.\n\n\nPerfect for: dog lovers with a dirty sense of humor • gag gifts for friends who have heard it all • anyone who loves a slow-burn punchline • the person at the party who always goes there\nGood boys follow commands. Great ones know which ones to brag about.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":67853847101736,"sku":"10575103490705608420","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67853847134504,"sku":"15448322476705580313","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67853847167272,"sku":"19436005942311639049","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":67853847200040,"sku":"86513561900773714764","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/15298669016216349453_1200.jpg?v=1791467075","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/im-a-good-boy-sticker","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}