{"product_id":"im-a-good-boy-sticker-main","title":"\"I'm A Good Boy\" Sticker — Main","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2\" × 2\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e3\" × 3\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e4\" × 4\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e6\" × 6\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            2.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            4.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            6.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            2.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            4.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            6.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        You sit. You stay. You come when called. Honestly, you're killing it — way better behaved than most people you know. This one's for everyone who follows the rules just well enough to seem innocent... but that smirk says otherwise.\nA cartoon dog with a retro color palette — teal, rust, golden tan, and cream — sits upright in perfect \"good boy\" form, collar on, tail up, wearing the most suspiciously smug grin you've ever seen on a four-legged creature. Below it, the commands every obedient pup knows: I sit. I stay. I cum. The joke lands exactly where it's supposed to. The dog knew what it was doing the whole time.\nWhy people love it:\n\n\nThe Setup: Starts completely innocent — a well-trained dog, a classic command list — then the punchline hits like a screen door in a hurricane.\n\nSmug Cartoon Energy: That sideways grin isn't accidental. This dog knows exactly what it said and has zero regrets.\n\nRetro Illustration Style: Vintage-toned artwork with a sticker-style outline gives this design serious personality beyond just the joke.\n\nDouble Take Guaranteed: People read the first two lines nodding along — then the third line makes them do a full stop and re-read it.\n\nUnapologetic Wit: Bold, a little crude, completely confident — exactly the energy for someone who doesn't shy away from a well-timed adult joke.\n\n\nPerfect for: dog lovers with a dirty sense of humor • gag gifts for friends who have heard it all • anyone who loves a slow-burn punchline • the person at the party who always goes there\nGood boys follow commands. Great ones know which ones to brag about.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":67853771604264,"sku":"24412307638953700733","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67853771637032,"sku":"11948770948283454070","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67853771669800,"sku":"20633648147451806971","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":67853771702568,"sku":"39285746362645862546","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/18247697926503482624_1200.jpg?v=1791467022","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/im-a-good-boy-sticker-main","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}