{"product_id":"im-a-good-boy-dad-hat","title":"\"I'm A Good Boy\" Dad Hat","description":"You sit. You stay. You come when called. Honestly, you're killing it — way better behaved than most people you know. This one's for everyone who follows the rules just well enough to seem innocent... but that smirk says otherwise.\nA cartoon dog with a retro color palette — teal, rust, golden tan, and cream — sits upright in perfect \"good boy\" form, collar on, tail up, wearing the most suspiciously smug grin you've ever seen on a four-legged creature. Below it, the commands every obedient pup knows: I sit. I stay. I cum. The joke lands exactly where it's supposed to. The dog knew what it was doing the whole time.\nWhy people love it:\n\n\nThe Setup: Starts completely innocent — a well-trained dog, a classic command list — then the punchline hits like a screen door in a hurricane.\n\nSmug Cartoon Energy: That sideways grin isn't accidental. This dog knows exactly what it said and has zero regrets.\n\nRetro Illustration Style: Vintage-toned artwork with a sticker-style outline gives this design serious personality beyond just the joke.\n\nDouble Take Guaranteed: People read the first two lines nodding along — then the third line makes them do a full stop and re-read it.\n\nUnapologetic Wit: Bold, a little crude, completely confident — exactly the energy for someone who doesn't shy away from a well-timed adult joke.\n\n\nPerfect for: dog lovers with a dirty sense of humor • gag gifts for friends who have heard it all • anyone who loves a slow-burn punchline • the person at the party who always goes there\nGood boys follow commands. Great ones know which ones to brag about.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe hat:\u003c\/strong\u003e ValuCap VC300A Classic Dad Hat — unstructured low-profile fit with DTF front panel print. One size fits most.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One size","offer_id":67853878821160,"sku":"13455295571885495051","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ One size","offer_id":67853878853928,"sku":"21676015161676487490","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ One size","offer_id":67853878886696,"sku":"21938233340154351473","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ One size","offer_id":67853878919464,"sku":"29850188176608818320","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ One size","offer_id":67853878952232,"sku":"31038992251681918405","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ One size","offer_id":67853878985000,"sku":"15076310282346430075","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive \/ One size","offer_id":67853879017768,"sku":"26024282285386520492","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ One size","offer_id":67853879050536,"sku":"27137639138000566909","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone \/ One size","offer_id":67853879083304,"sku":"17103929463924359632","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/16883839808037946456_2048.jpg?v=1791467161","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/im-a-good-boy-dad-hat","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}