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You hear what people say and you process it exactly as stated — no hidden meanings, no subtext, no decoder ring required. If that's caused some... interesting conversations, well, that's on them. This bold, no-nonsense tee states it plainly in massive block letters: \"I TAKE THINGS LITERALLY. PLEASE DON'T BE SARASTIC, I'M NOT A TRANSLATOR.\" Two lines. Zero apologies. The all-caps typography screams the message as loud as your personality does in real life. It's a warning label for the people around you — and a badge of honor for you. Why customers love it: Cuts out the middleman — no more explaining yourself after a sarcasm misfire Bold block-letter design is impossible to miss, just like your literal interpretations Hilariously relatable for anyone who's ever responded to \"kill it at your presentation\" by looking genuinely alarmed Works as a preemptive strike against every sarcastic friend, coworker, or family member in your life The misspelling of \"sarastic\" is either brilliantly ironic or perfectly on-brand — either way, people will talk about it Perfect for: literal thinkers \u0026amp; proud of it • gift for the friend who never gets the joke • autism \u0026amp; neurodivergent community • office humor \u0026amp; awkward coworkers Finally, a shirt that says exactly what it means — and means exactly what it says.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe fabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e Gildan 64000L women's fit — soft, lightweight cotton with a feminine cut. Front print only. 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