{"product_id":"i-know-hard-wood-black-ceramic-mug-graphic","title":"\"I Know Hard Wood\" Black Ceramic Mug — Graphic","description":"You know the difference between pine and oak before most people even notice there's a tree. You're the one friends call when they need someone who actually knows their stuff — and you wear that expertise like a badge of honor. This one's for the lumber lovers, woodworkers, foresters, and anyone who has spent enough time in the sawdust to develop a truly refined eye.\nThis bold design features a sharp-dressed beaver detective — trench coat, fedora, magnifying glass and all — inspecting a gnarled hardwood branch with the focused intensity of a seasoned professional. The banner below declares it plainly: \"I Know Hard Wood When I See It.\" It's equal parts expert pride and perfectly played double meaning, wrapped in a vintage badge-style illustration that's rich in detail and impossible to ignore. Whether you read it one way or two, the message lands with a grin every time.\nWhy people love it:\n\n\nMasterful Pun: Works on every level — woodworking credibility meets irresistible innuendo for a joke that writes itself.\n\nArtisan Detail: A richly rendered detective beaver in full noir style makes this far more than a one-liner — it's a legitimate piece of graphic art.\n\nBadge of Expertise: A love letter to everyone who can identify grain, density, and species on sight and isn't shy about it.\n\nConversation Starter: Guaranteed to turn heads, earn double-takes, and spark the exact kind of laugh you were hoping for.\n\nTimeless Irreverence: The vintage scroll-and-badge format gives a classic finish to a joke that is anything but subtle.\n\n\nPerfect for: woodworkers and carpenters • lumber yard crews • workshop gift exchanges • anyone with a refined sense of humor\nBecause knowing your hardwoods is a skill — and making everyone else do a double-take is just a bonus.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":52396401557800,"sku":"11012583836496238445","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":52396401590568,"sku":"33259738591043490963","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/10298270158521084380_2048.jpg?v=1789608483","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/i-know-hard-wood-black-ceramic-mug-graphic","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}