{"product_id":"hark-the-herald-angels-sticker","title":"\"Hark The Herald Angels\" Sticker","description":"You've always suspected those herald angels were a little too blissed-out to be just playing trumpets. Now there's proof — or at least a very convincing artistic theory. If your holiday spirit is more \"side-eye at the nativity\" than \"reverent caroling,\" this one's for you.\nThe design features two cartoonish cherub angels sitting on clouds, halos glowing above their heavy-lidded, glazed-over eyes. One clutches a trumpet he's clearly forgotten how to play, while the other cradles a glowing orb surrounded by suspicious wisps of smoke. Both look thoroughly unbothered and cosmically out of it. Bold retro lettering below reads: \"Hark! The Herald Angels… Might Be High\" — a punchline that rewrites a Christmas classic and never looks back.\nWhy people love it:\n\n\nSacred Irreverence: It takes one of the most iconic Christmas carols and gives it the plot twist it honestly always needed.\n\nStoner Angel Energy: The glazed halos, droopy eyes, and smoke wisps hit every note of the joke without spelling it out too hard.\n\nHoliday Subversion: Perfect for anyone who loves Christmas but rolls their eyes at how seriously everyone takes it.\n\nSharp Artistry: The detailed cartoon illustration style — rich colors, expressive faces, dramatic clouds — makes the humor land even harder.\n\nInstant Recognition: Anyone who grew up singing in a church choir will get it immediately, and that makes it twice as funny.\n\n\nPerfect for: Irreverent holiday gift giving • Christmas parties with a sense of humor • stocking stuffers for the friend who's seen it all • anyone who thinks the nativity could use a laugh\nBecause if the angels look that peaceful, they're probably not just singing.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":67977710797096,"sku":"19290489393851574693","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67977710829864,"sku":"20355769852821241837","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67977710862632,"sku":"20322843683540822692","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":67977710895400,"sku":"31006539613628844227","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/18155917441186652940_1200.jpg?v=1792771052","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/hark-the-herald-angels-sticker","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}