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If your sense of humor runs deeper than the Sunday school version and you appreciate a definition that works on every level, this one was written with you in mind. No shame, just scripture-adjacent wit.\nSet against a bold black background, this design presents a mock dictionary entry for the phrase \"Know Me In The Biblical Sense (v.)\" — defined with two gloriously deadpan meanings: \"1. To smash.\" and \"2. To know carnally in the King James style.\" The header blazes in bright blue caps, the definitions drop in antique gold, and the whole thing is flanked by a lineup of Biblical icons — a serpent, an apple, a harp, a crown, and wheat stalks — giving it the look of a very irreverent illuminated manuscript. 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