{"product_id":"good-book-series-jesus-saves-and-so-should-you-black-ceramic-mug","title":"\"Good Book Series Jesus Saves and So Should You\" Black Ceramic Mug","description":"You believe in saving — saving yourself from bad decisions, saving the planet from awkward conversations, saving everyone within earshot from taking life too seriously. If your sense of humor lives somewhere between the pulpit and the pharmacy aisle, this design was made for you. No apologies. No shame. Just facts.\nBold gold letters proclaim \"Jesus Saves... And So Should You\" in a gritty, distressed vintage typeface that means business — then lands the punchline with a condom packet sporting a little halo, and the kicker: \"(Use Protection)\" printed underneath in the same unapologetic gold. It's equal parts public health announcement and comedy sermon, wrapped in retro street-poster energy that demands attention and earns a double-take every single time.\nWhy people love it:\n\n\nDivine Timing: The halo on the condom is the kind of detail that makes people look twice and laugh out loud — religious imagery meets responsible adulting, flawlessly executed.\n\nDistressed Vintage Grit: The weathered, worn-in letterpress aesthetic gives this message the gravitas of a holy proclamation — which honestly, it kind of is.\n\nTwo-Layer Punchline: The joke works on the first read AND the second — spiritual salvation and practical protection, delivered as one unified truth.\n\nConversation Starter: Whether you're among the faithful, the skeptical, or the medically responsible, this design sparks a reaction from every corner of the room.\n\nUnapologetic Boldness: This isn't a whisper — it's a full-volume statement for people who say what everyone else is thinking but won't put on display.\n\n\nPerfect for: secular humanists with a sense of humor • lapsed churchgoers who still respect the classics • public health advocates with personality • anyone who thinks responsible choices deserve a hallelujah\nBecause salvation comes in many forms — and some of them come in foil packets.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":67953072079144,"sku":"26464914667869415703","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":67953072111912,"sku":"21104240672736779229","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/16613165732220107663_2048.jpg?v=1792632287","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/good-book-series-jesus-saves-and-so-should-you-black-ceramic-mug","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}