{"product_id":"good-book-series-coffee-hot-and-dead-sticker-main","title":"\"Good Book Series Coffee Hot and Dead\" Sticker — Main","description":"You've read the story. You know how it ends. And honestly? David had excellent aim and zero patience for oversized problems. If your sense of humor is as sharp as a well-slung stone, this one's for you.\nThe design features bold, unapologetic all-caps text declaring \"I LIKE MY COFFEE LIKE I LIKE MY GOLIATH... HOT AND DEAD\" — a biblical gut-punch wrapped in your morning ritual. Below the text sits a cartoon rendering of Goliath's bearded, wide-eyed (well, X-eyed) face, complete with a stone lodged in his forehead and the unmistakable look of someone who underestimated the wrong shepherd. The dark background makes every element hit like, well, a slingshot to the skull.\nWhy people love it:\n\n\nBiblical Burn: Takes one of history's most famous underdog victories and turns it into the perfect coffee joke.\n\nArtisan Detail: The illustrated Goliath face — X eyes, embedded stone, dead expression — sells the punchline without saying a word.\n\nMorning Mood: Perfectly captures that \"don't talk to me before coffee\" energy with a thousand-year-old backstory.\n\nCrowd Splitter: Faithful folks will get the reference immediately, and everyone else will just think it's darkly hilarious either way.\n\nZero Apologies: This design doesn't explain itself and it doesn't have to — just like David didn't apologize for his aim.\n\n\nPerfect for: Coffee lovers with a dark sense of humor • Bible study groups that don't take themselves too seriously • Early morning people who need a warning label • Gift for anyone who roots for the underdog\nGoliath didn't see it coming. Your coworkers at the coffee station absolutely will.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":67953062117672,"sku":"24638235966361723106","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67953062150440,"sku":"13108377160022258418","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67953062183208,"sku":"19234949310419122173","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":67953062215976,"sku":"23901241039902399511","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/2612825321437716134_1200.jpg?v=1792632209","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/good-book-series-coffee-hot-and-dead-sticker-main","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}