{"product_id":"good-book-series-200-foreskins-sticker","title":"\"Good Book Series 200 Foreskins\" Sticker","description":"You've read the Bible. You've memorized the verses. But have you ever flexed on a bride's father with two hundred Philistine foreskins? David did — and he didn't even break a sweat. This one's for the scripture nerds, the Old Testament obsessives, and everyone who thinks the Good Book is wildly underrated as a source of absolute chaos.\nThe design showcases bold vintage typography announcing \"Ask Me About My 200 Foreskins\" — a direct callback to 1 Samuel 18:27, where David doubled King Saul's asking price for Michal's hand in marriage with the most unhinged dowry in recorded history. Two crossed, blood-stained daggers frame a velvet ring box holding a wedding band, flanked by silhouettes of two wedding couples. \"A Dowry To Die For\" seals the deal below, with the scripture reference grounding it in holy canon. It's equal parts metal, romantic, and deeply, gloriously weird.\nWhy people love it:\n\n\nBiblical Flex: References one of the most metal moments in Old Testament scripture — straight from the source.\n\nDark Romance: Wedding imagery meets blood-soaked daggers for a love story only David could pull off.\n\nArtisan Detail: A gritty vintage style with rich crimson, aged gold, and cream tones that make the whole thing look like a lost tavern sign from ancient Israel.\n\nConversation Starter: Nothing clears a church potluck faster than someone actually asking what the verse is about.\n\nUnapologetic Nerdery: Only the most committed scripture scholars will get it immediately — and that's exactly the point.\n\n\nPerfect for: Bible study drop-outs • seminary humor • Old Testament deep divers • grooms with a flair for the dramatic\nBecause when the father-in-law sets the bar, you don't meet it — you double it. With foreskins.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":67953032626472,"sku":"12773384789929882894","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67953032659240,"sku":"22011585461819326571","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67953032692008,"sku":"27517217604131281884","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":67953032724776,"sku":"30863397561138820183","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/15377434535533574592_1200.jpg?v=1792629492","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/good-book-series-200-foreskins-sticker","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}