{"product_id":"ghosting-dad-hat","title":"\"Ghosting\" Dad Hat","description":"You saw the red flags. You felt the vibe shift. And then — poof — nothing. If you've been on either side of the vanishing act, you already know that ghosting isn't just a dating move, it's basically a lifestyle. This one's for everyone who's been left on read, left on delivered, or just... left.\nThe design features a mischievous cartoon ghost clutching a glowing smartphone, leaning smugly against a liquor bottle labeled \"Ghosting: 80 Proof (Disappears After 2 AM)\" — rendered in bold neon blues, purples, and warm amber tones that pop against a dark background. It's equal parts savage and hilarious, blending dating culture humor with the timeless tradition of drinking your feelings. The message is clear: some people are just spirits — and they vanish right around last call.\nWhy people love it:\n\n\nSavage Accuracy: The \"disappears after 2 AM\" tagline hits exactly as hard as the real thing does at 2:01 AM.\n\nNeon Visual Punch: The electric color palette makes this design impossible to ignore — much unlike that person who left you on read.\n\nRelatable Villain Energy: The ghost's smug smirk says everything you've ever wanted to say about modern dating in one look.\n\nPop Culture Fluency: Merges internet-era dating slang with classic bottle label comedy for a joke that lands across generations.\n\nConversation Starter: Put this on display and watch everyone around you laugh, cringe, and immediately think of someone specific.\n\n\nPerfect for: dating app survivors • Halloween season • bar nights and bachelorette parties • anyone who's been ghosted or done the ghosting\nFair warning: this design may cause exes to suddenly reappear in your DMs.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe hat:\u003c\/strong\u003e ValuCap VC300A Classic Dad Hat — unstructured low-profile fit with DTF front panel print. One size fits most.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One size","offer_id":67947681284392,"sku":"17963894029086596709","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ One size","offer_id":67947681317160,"sku":"15182213540539612135","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ One size","offer_id":67947681349928,"sku":"32012608817340090930","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ One size","offer_id":67947681382696,"sku":"87697238142562104702","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ One size","offer_id":67947681415464,"sku":"22248204486831448484","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ One size","offer_id":67947681448232,"sku":"19401852828285062036","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive \/ One size","offer_id":67947681481000,"sku":"10771013656556014505","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ One size","offer_id":67947681513768,"sku":"21858161148630813239","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone \/ One size","offer_id":67947681546536,"sku":"23566688976698717539","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/12115155892145037836_2048.jpg?v=1792546338","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/ghosting-dad-hat","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}