{"product_id":"ghost-flakes-white-ceramic-mug-graphic","title":"\"Ghost Flakes\" White Ceramic Mug — Graphic","description":"Breakfast just got haunted, and honestly? It was overdue. If your morning routine involves ignoring every wellness trend ever invented and eating cereal with the enthusiasm of a cartoon specter diving headfirst into a bowl of milk, this one was made for you. No kale. No probiotics. Just pure, unfiltered ectoplasm.\n\"Ghost Flakes\" is a dead-on parody of vintage cereal box art — retro typography in bold orange and teal, a grinning translucent ghost bursting out of a cereal bowl like he owns the place, corn flakes flying everywhere, milk splashing with reckless abandon, and the no-nonsense tagline: 100% Pure Ectoplasm . It's the cereal mascot your therapist would warn you about, rendered in gorgeous old-school illustration style that hits equal parts nostalgia and absurdist humor. This design celebrates the chaotic, the silly, and the gloriously unnecessary — and it does it before 8 AM.\nWhy people love it:\n\n\nRetro Gold: Spot-on vintage cereal box aesthetic that'll make every '80s and '90s kid do a double-take.\n\nParanormal Punchline: The \"100% Pure Ectoplasm\" tagline lands every single time — no explanation needed, no context required.\n\nMascot Energy: That ghost is absolutely feral with joy, and we respect that deeply.\n\nConversation Starter: Guaranteed to make strangers laugh, ask questions, or slowly back away — all equally valid outcomes.\n\nArtisan Detail: Richly illustrated with textured vintage printing effects that make it look like it fell off a 1987 grocery store shelf.\n\n\nPerfect for: Halloween lovers year-round • cereal obsessives • fans of absurdist humor • nostalgic pop culture nerds\nThey say breakfast is the most important meal of the day — Ghost Flakes just made it the most haunted.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":67871510069544,"sku":"87394267419460303731","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":67871510102312,"sku":"14101036207497650416","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/6911398778241592070_2048.jpg?v=1791776513","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/ghost-flakes-white-ceramic-mug-graphic","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}