{"product_id":"full-throttle-tonight-dad-hat","title":"\"Full Throttle Tonight\" Dad Hat","description":"You don't ease into things — you go from zero to absolutely unhinged in about four seconds flat, and honestly? That's your best quality. Tonight isn't about being reasonable. Tonight is about red-lining every single moment until the gauge breaks or the road runs out.\nThe \"Full Throttle Tonight\" design features a bold, dramatically lit speedometer with the needle buried deep in the red zone, pushing past 140 and closing in on 160 MPH. At the center of the dial, a glowing neon heart burns bright — because whatever you're chasing, you're chasing it with everything you've got. The rich retro typography below roars the declaration loud and proud: Full Throttle Tonight. It's equal parts romance, recklessness, and refusal to slow down. A love letter to the kind of person who thinks speed limits are just suggestions and curfews are for other people.\nWhy people love it:\n\n\nNeon Heart Detail: That glowing heart at the center of the speedometer says you're not just fast — you're passionate, and those two things together are genuinely dangerous.\n\nPinned in the Red: The needle isn't hovering around comfortable. It's buried past 140 MPH, which is exactly the energy this design is selling — no half measures, ever.\n\nRetro Racer Vibes: The vintage-style gauge face combined with bold gradient lettering hits that sweet spot between classic cool and modern punch.\n\nUniversal Battle Cry: Whether it's a Friday night, a road trip, a first date, or just a Tuesday you've decided to make legendary, this design says what needs to be said.\n\nZero Apologies: This isn't a design that asks permission. It announces intentions and lets the night figure out the rest.\n\n\nPerfect for: Night owls and adrenaline junkies • Date nights that refuse to be boring • Car and motorsport enthusiasts • Anyone whose answer to \"wanna take it easy tonight?\" is an immediate hard no\nLife's too short for cruise control — full throttle or go home.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe hat:\u003c\/strong\u003e ValuCap VC300A Classic Dad Hat — unstructured low-profile fit with DTF front panel print. One size fits most.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One size","offer_id":67932200894760,"sku":"15928901340518491392","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ One size","offer_id":67932200927528,"sku":"11884377913358949606","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ One size","offer_id":67932200960296,"sku":"14328774111005539683","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ One size","offer_id":67932200993064,"sku":"77999627008798098726","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ One size","offer_id":67932201025832,"sku":"21375038481624179671","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ One size","offer_id":67932201058600,"sku":"29933498417204291075","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive \/ One size","offer_id":67932201091368,"sku":"89506234082080836816","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ One size","offer_id":67932201124136,"sku":"27796930451283902182","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone \/ One size","offer_id":67932201156904,"sku":"29381877037404787662","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/12851527558982032628_2048.jpg?v=1792373261","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/full-throttle-tonight-dad-hat","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}