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If you're watching your wallet take a hit every time you pull up to the pump, this design says what the news won't. Bold, blunt, and unapologetic — exactly the way you like it.\nThe artwork features a gas pump nozzle wrapped in the American flag, its hose transitioning into the red, white, and blue of the Russian tricolor as it feeds into a gas can below — oil dripping from the nozzle for good measure. The message is unmistakable: American energy policy is a punchline, and Putin is the one holding the pump handle. 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