{"product_id":"fuck-o-meter-sticker","title":"\"Fuck-O-Meter\" Sticker","description":"\n        You're done pretending. Done nodding along. Done manufacturing enthusiasm for things that simply do not deserve it. If your give-a-damn broke a long time ago, this design was made in your honor.\nModeled after a classic pressure gauge, the Give-O-Fuck-O-Meter features three distinct zones: a green All The Fucks section, a yellow Some Fucks middle ground, and a bold red Zero Fucks zone on the right — with the needle pointing firmly into the red. A shrugging figure below the dial completes the message with perfect visual punctuation. It's deadpan engineering meets zero-filter honesty, and the result is a piece of art that says everything without you having to say a word.\nWhy people love it:\n\n\nNeedle Says It All: The gauge pointer is locked in the red — no ambiguity, no middle ground, just a clean mechanical verdict.\n\nUniversal Language: Anyone who's ever been over it, done with it, or simply exhausted by it will get this instantly.\n\nDeadpan Design: The clinical gauge aesthetic makes the joke hit harder — it's not angry, it's just… measured.\n\nIconic Shrug: The little shrugging figure at the bottom is the chef's kiss — equal parts unbothered and unapologetic.\n\nZero Explanation Needed: No caption, no footnote — the meter reads the room so you don't have to.\n\n\nPerfect for: anyone who's completely over it • coworkers who've maxed out on office nonsense • gift for the most unbothered person you know • anyone who just stopped caring and is thriving\nBecause some people give all the fucks, some people give a few — and then there's you, with your needle buried in the red and not a single regret about it.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe sticker:\u003c\/strong\u003e durable kiss-cut vinyl, waterproof and fade-resistant. Sizes 2\"×2\" up to 6\"×6\" — slap it on a laptop, water bottle, bumper, or wherever it'll get noticed.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":52154994622760,"sku":"19065849880092436524","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":52154994655528,"sku":"77458810327930415531","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":52154994688296,"sku":"85877355921422059676","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":52154994721064,"sku":"78531436998435364711","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/478022117467072928_1200.jpg?v=1785011704","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/fuck-o-meter-sticker","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}