{"product_id":"flexible-but-not-about-brunch-black-ceramic-mug-graphic","title":"\"Flexible But Not About Brunch\" Black Ceramic Mug — Graphic","description":"You show up on time, you know what you want, and you will absolutely lose your mind if someone tries to make brunch \"flexible.\" You can fold yourself into a pretzel — emotionally, physically, metaphorically — but the 11am reservation at your favorite spot is sacred and non-negotiable. This one's for the people who have priorities, and those priorities include mimosas and a confirmed table.\nThe design features a grinning skeleton twisted into a full pretzel shape — limbs impossibly intertwined, one bony hand clutching an iced coffee complete with a cocktail umbrella, the other throwing a carefree peace sign. The skeleton sits at the center of a massive rainbow-colored pretzel swirl, all vivid greens, blues, purples, yellows, and reds against a bold black background. Below it, the text reads: \"Flexible, But Not About My Brunch Reservations\" — a statement that is simultaneously absurd, relatable, and deeply, spiritually correct.\nWhy people love it:\n\n\nDeadpan Perfection: The contrast between a contorted skeleton and an iron-clad brunch commitment is comedy that hits every single time.\n\nVivid Rainbow Art: The swirling rainbow pretzel pops hard against the black background — bold, colorful, impossible to ignore.\n\nCultural Accuracy: If you've ever defended a reservation like it was a constitutional right, this design sees you and respects you.\n\nSkeleton Energy: Skull and bones humor done right — no edge for edge's sake, just a skeleton living its best life with an iced drink and zero apologies.\n\nInstant Conversation Starter: People will read it, pause, and immediately know whether they're your kind of person or not.\n\n\nPerfect for: brunch enthusiasts • yoga lovers with a dark side • iced coffee addicts • anyone who's ever rage-texted about a cancelled reservation\nBecause flexibility is a virtue — but only when it doesn't interfere with the 11am seating.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":67933647339816,"sku":"23466073069042196072","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":67933647372584,"sku":"23269119620654579692","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/1281701188426711289_2048.jpg?v=1792383596","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/flexible-but-not-about-brunch-black-ceramic-mug-graphic","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}