{"product_id":"eye-contact-policy-sticker","title":"\"Eye Contact Policy\" Sticker","description":"\n        \u003cp\u003eYou don't do small talk. You don't do unsolicited opinions. And you definitely don't do awkward eye contact with strangers who can't take a hint. This shirt is your official policy statement — no explanation required. This bold graphic features a classic \"prohibited\" symbol — red circle with a diagonal slash — overlaid on a detailed eye illustration, making it crystal clear: eye contact is not on the menu. It's the kind of design that communicates volumes without saying a single word, which is exactly the point. Wear it and watch people immediately understand the assignment. Why customers love it: The design says everything so you don't have to — perfect for the introvert who's tired of explaining themselves Universally readable iconography means the message lands without a single word of text Bold red-and-black contrast makes the graphic pop and commands attention (ironically)Strikes the ideal balance between antisocial statement and deadpan humor A conversation starter that literally discourages conversation — the ultimate irony flex Perfect for: Introverts on a crowded commute • Work-from-home warriors forced back into the office • Anyone who has ever faked being asleep on an airplane • The friend who shows up to the party but stays near the snacks Finally, a shirt that maintains boundaries so you don't have to.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":52110177763624,"sku":"85500039941902576185","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":52110177796392,"sku":"10974695090512370213","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":52110177829160,"sku":"54112705048763221971","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":52110177861928,"sku":"13130766322703960915","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/8373939761185719977_1200.jpg?v=1784138447","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/eye-contact-policy-sticker","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}