{"product_id":"expert-in-things-that-dont-matter-white-ceramic-mug-graphic","title":"\"Expert In Things That Don't Matter\" White Ceramic Mug — Graphic","description":"You know the name of every Seinfeld episode, can explain the entire plot of Dune from memory, and could win any trivia night — as long as it's never about anything useful. You've accepted your gift. Now wear it with pride.This beautifully detailed embroidery-style graphic is a masterpiece of irony. Styled like a fancy hoop-art sampler — the kind your grandma would hang on the wall — it reads \"Expert In Things That Don't Matter\" surrounded by globes, keys, feathers, books, compasses, constellations, and a cheerful little stick figure with a magnifying glass. It looks distinguished. It is distinguished. It just won't help you pay your bills, fix your car, or remember anyone's birthday.Why customers love it:The embroidery-hoop design is visually stunning — people stop and actually look at it before they get the jokeThe message lands perfectly for anyone who's a walking encyclopedia of absolutely useless knowledgeIt's self-aware humor at its finest — confident enough to own the quirk, clever enough to make it artGreat conversation starter that instantly finds your people — trivia nerds, deep-dive hobbyists, and chronic overthinkersThe vintage sampler aesthetic gives it a sophistication that makes the punchline hit even harderPerfect for: trivia nights • binge-watchers and deep-dive rabbit hole enthusiasts • gift for the friend who knows everything except what matters • anyone who aced the wrong subjects in lifeFinally, a credential you've actually earned.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":52388870455592,"sku":"31423736955581633328","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":52388870488360,"sku":"10846531786177426113","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/16109843125033949224_2048.jpg?v=1789499151","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/expert-in-things-that-dont-matter-white-ceramic-mug-graphic","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}