{"product_id":"emotional-support-turkey-sticker","title":"\"Emotional Support Turkey\" Sticker","description":"Thanksgiving is a contact sport, and you didn't show up unprepared. You've got backup — golden, beautifully roasted, emotionally essential backup. For everyone who's ever needed a socially acceptable reason to bring a cooked bird to a family gathering, your moment has finally arrived.\nThis design features an adorably anthropomorphized roasted turkey — complete with a cheerful cartoon face, drumstick legs, and a bright yellow \"Service Animal\" vest — presented on a bed of orange slices and fresh herbs like the certified emotional support professional it is. The bold, retro-colored text below declares: \"I Didn't Invite You, I Brought My Emotional Support Turkey.\" It's the perfect collision of Thanksgiving tradition, therapy culture, and the kind of unapologetic social awkwardness that honestly deserves a vest of its own.\nWhy people love it:\n\n\nPerfectly Timed Chaos: This joke lands hardest in November, but honestly the emotional support energy is year-round.\n\nKawaii Meets Carnivore: That little cartoon turkey face is doing so much work — cute enough to disarm, cooked enough to be hilarious.\n\nTherapy Culture Realness: Poking fun at emotional support animal culture with the most Thanksgiving-appropriate substitution imaginable.\n\nRetro Color Palette: Warm burnt oranges, mustard yellows, teals, and creamy whites give this design a vintage groovy vibe that pops against dark backgrounds.\n\nSocial Armor: This message does the talking at awkward holiday tables so you don't have to — it's your conversation piece AND your exit strategy.\n\n\nPerfect for: Thanksgiving gatherings you didn't plan • Friendsgiving hosts with a sense of humor • The family member who shows up unbothered • Anyone who takes their emotional support very seriously\nBecause nothing says \"I'm fine\" quite like a roasted turkey in a service vest.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":67891389694248,"sku":"65412533398429487752","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":67891389727016,"sku":"59688324036397984264","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":67891389759784,"sku":"23801745649357174432","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":67891389792552,"sku":"78356475644834093776","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/15939223112610457574_1200.jpg?v=1791951291","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/emotional-support-turkey-sticker","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}