{"product_id":"emotional-support-turkey-dad-hat","title":"\"Emotional Support Turkey\" Dad Hat","description":"Thanksgiving is a contact sport, and you didn't show up unprepared. You've got backup — golden, beautifully roasted, emotionally essential backup. For everyone who's ever needed a socially acceptable reason to bring a cooked bird to a family gathering, your moment has finally arrived.\nThis design features an adorably anthropomorphized roasted turkey — complete with a cheerful cartoon face, drumstick legs, and a bright yellow \"Service Animal\" vest — presented on a bed of orange slices and fresh herbs like the certified emotional support professional it is. The bold, retro-colored text below declares: \"I Didn't Invite You, I Brought My Emotional Support Turkey.\" It's the perfect collision of Thanksgiving tradition, therapy culture, and the kind of unapologetic social awkwardness that honestly deserves a vest of its own.\nWhy people love it:\n\n\nPerfectly Timed Chaos: This joke lands hardest in November, but honestly the emotional support energy is year-round.\n\nKawaii Meets Carnivore: That little cartoon turkey face is doing so much work — cute enough to disarm, cooked enough to be hilarious.\n\nTherapy Culture Realness: Poking fun at emotional support animal culture with the most Thanksgiving-appropriate substitution imaginable.\n\nRetro Color Palette: Warm burnt oranges, mustard yellows, teals, and creamy whites give this design a vintage groovy vibe that pops against dark backgrounds.\n\nSocial Armor: This message does the talking at awkward holiday tables so you don't have to — it's your conversation piece AND your exit strategy.\n\n\nPerfect for: Thanksgiving gatherings you didn't plan • Friendsgiving hosts with a sense of humor • The family member who shows up unbothered • Anyone who takes their emotional support very seriously\nBecause nothing says \"I'm fine\" quite like a roasted turkey in a service vest.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe hat:\u003c\/strong\u003e ValuCap VC300A Classic Dad Hat — unstructured low-profile fit with DTF front panel print. One size fits most.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One size","offer_id":67891388121384,"sku":"22292877922475593899","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ One size","offer_id":67891388154152,"sku":"51025325890592635989","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ One size","offer_id":67891388186920,"sku":"33167254296327627328","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ One size","offer_id":67891388219688,"sku":"18067522410824693187","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ One size","offer_id":67891388252456,"sku":"99436603094830642329","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ One size","offer_id":67891388285224,"sku":"20949998639563131815","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive \/ One size","offer_id":67891388317992,"sku":"19696752802572432837","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ One size","offer_id":67891388350760,"sku":"31849390121136001958","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone \/ One size","offer_id":67891388383528,"sku":"27729176875556077079","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/4113747230261008026_2048.jpg?v=1791951181","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/emotional-support-turkey-dad-hat","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}