{"product_id":"drunk-alien-dad-hat-c","title":"\"Drunk Alien\" Dad Hat — -C","description":"You don't need to explain yourself to anyone — and neither does this little green guy. If your idea of a perfect night involves something sparkling in a martini glass and zero apologies, you've found your spirit creature. This one's for the ones who party across dimensions.\nA neon-lit green alien struts his stuff, martini glass raised high and glowing with cosmic pink energy, while a neon sign of the same iconic glass floats above his antennae like a halo he absolutely does not deserve. The pose says 'I own this galaxy.' The drink says 'it's not even my first.' Bold outlines, blacklight-worthy neon colors, and pure extraterrestrial swagger make this design a visual event all on its own — the kind of art that gets noticed from across the room, across the bar, and possibly across the solar system.\nWhy people love it:\n\n\nNeon Perfection: The glowing cyan, pink, and purple palette pops like a blacklight poster brought to life.\n\nPeak Attitude: That alien isn't just drinking — he's making a lifestyle statement with zero regrets.\n\nCosmic Humor: It's absurd, it's ridiculous, and that's exactly why it works so well.\n\nConversation Starter: Nobody ignores a drunk alien at a party — fictional or otherwise.\n\nGift Gold: The perfect find for anyone who's been called 'out of this world' by their friends — usually not as a compliment.\n\n\nPerfect for: bar nights and happy hours • alien and sci-fi fans • gift for the weird friend • anyone who parties like they have nothing to lose\nThey said take me to your leader. We said take me to your bartender.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe hat:\u003c\/strong\u003e ValuCap VC300A Classic Dad Hat — unstructured low-profile fit with DTF front panel print. One size fits most.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One size","offer_id":52230864994600,"sku":"27202316265429660117","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ One size","offer_id":52230865027368,"sku":"13591310990135194155","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ One size","offer_id":52230865060136,"sku":"15199430950753738598","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ One size","offer_id":52230865092904,"sku":"13663138736387878459","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ One size","offer_id":52230865125672,"sku":"27240802052708602274","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ One size","offer_id":52230865158440,"sku":"22027982071702915416","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive \/ One size","offer_id":52230865191208,"sku":"94460276652814174827","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ One size","offer_id":52230865223976,"sku":"99660005258669625895","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone \/ One size","offer_id":52230865256744,"sku":"15148250773453484204","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0985\/5248\/0040\/files\/3318960089591987262_2048.jpg?v=1786557038","url":"https:\/\/www.attitudeshirts.com\/products\/drunk-alien-dad-hat-c","provider":"Attitude Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}