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Whether you're drowning in dashboards, swimming in spreadsheets, or just casually overflowing with opinions backed by actual numbers, this shirt was made for your particular brand of obsession.This design features a glass tumbler overflowing with swirling streams of binary code, circuit board patterns, cloud servers, and data infrastructure — all rendered in electric teal, digital green, and cool blues. The word \"data\" sits bold across the glass where \"water\" has been crossed out beneath it. It's not just a shirt. It's a statement that your hydration source is a little different from everyone else's.Why customers love it:Instantly recognizable to anyone who lives and breathes tech, data, or analytics — and completely baffling to everyone elseThe crossed-out \"water\" detail is a subtle flex that rewards people who actually look closelyComfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed fabric means it feels like you've owned it for years from the first wearSparks real conversations at conferences, hackathons, and any room with a whiteboardBold enough to wear proudly, nerdy enough to be genuinely funnyPerfect for: Data analysts \u0026amp; engineers • Tech conferences \u0026amp; meetups • Gifts for the spreadsheet obsessed • Anyone whose coffee mug is shaped like a server rackStay hydrated. Just not with water.Available in sizes S–4XL. 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