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Whether you're the ringleader, the reluctant participant, or the one who somehow made it out with your sanity mostly intact, this design is your diploma. Welcome to the alumni association nobody asked to join but everybody belongs to.\nBold varsity-style lettering arches across the top in a distressed cream-and-gold colorway, spelling out \"CLASS OF CHAOS\" with the kind of weathered, battle-tested character that only comes from living through it. Below, \"EST. 2026\" grounds the whole thing in a specific, gloriously cursed moment in time. 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